UNDER ONE ROOF
Let's do something new today.
Reasons to love the following people:
10 Reasons to LOVE mommy:
- She gave birth to me.
- She breast-fed me.
- She's pitiful.
- She's a not-so-good husband
- She groomed me up.
- She taught me moral values.
- She taught me social skills.
- She taught me the law of cause and effect.
- She gave me $100 for my excellent performance for mid-year'07.
- She celebrated my birthday every year.(I suppose)
10 reasons to HATE mommy:
- She's overly concerned about me.
-She will nag a lot and ask a lot about my friends.
-She's doubting me or my friends?
- She loves me lesser than my brother.
-Whenever she calls home,the first thing she will ask is,"yuan shun hui la le me?" That means,asking whether my brother's back home yet.She always does.Whatever I buy,I will have to share with him. SHARE is in my dictionary,but not his.
- She always cursed me and my brother whenever we tag team and go against her!
- She's always ordering me around.
-I know what to do.After breakfast I know I have to wash the dishes,if not who will?her son?Her?If she didn't order me,I wouldn't have shouted at her.Like,who likes to be ordered around,moreover,it's my MOM.
- I'm the one who does the ironing for THE WHOLE FAMILY.
- She never fails to DIScourage me.
- I do the clothes-folding for THE WHOLE FAMILY most of the time.Like 99% of the clothes-folding.
- She always told me to tidy up my room,when I always already had the intention of tidying up my room.
- She speaks very loudly in public.
- She always looked at what I was doing on the computer.
10 reasons to LOVE daddy
- He's cool.
- We always kinda have men's talk.
- He has a higher expectation of me than my brother!
-Of course luh,my brother-suspended twice and almost got expelled.Who will have hopes in him?Hey,however,he shows great interest in History.Goodness,we're totally opposite,why are we siblings then???
- He talks nicely to me.(unlike my mom)
- He speaks softly in public.
- He's nice to my friends.
- He treats me as a young adult.
- He trusts my choice.
-You know like,subject combination,CCA this kind of thing.He'd let me choose.
- He has confidence and trust in me.
- He knows I'll do him proud.
-He didn't say luh.But I know I'll do him proud.
10 reasons to HATE daddy.
- He's a man of few words.(that's why men's talk)
- I CANNOT confide in him.
- He's expressionless when I show him my good results
-He just said like,'Mmmm,good.work harder.go JC/poly' whatsoever.'
- I have to let him watch TV.
-I'm very nice.I don't quarrel with old people.You know how old is my dad?60 liao loh.Old right.But he'll always he young in the eyes of mine!
-It's okay to bet.But sigh.I just want a simple life.Don't have to be a wealthy man.
- He don't buy fanciful clothes for me.
- He doesn't reward me for well-performed academic results.
- He doesn't treat his wife very well.
- 8 only,can't think of 10.:)
11 reasons to LOVE uncle:
- I could talk to him in a rather FRIEND way!:D
- I could always confide in him!
- When my mummy scold me,I'll go to him.
- I always win,he always loses.
- He never fails to reward me for my good results.(although it's only a few dollars.)
- He asked me how many As I could get for exams!
- He once polished my boots for me.(But not as shiny as I polished)
- He always cleaned my room for me!(brother and my room rather)
- He washed the dishes for me!
- He lets me have the TV!
- He's always concern about me.
3 resons to HATE uncle:
- Forced me to reveal my secret.
-Wanted to keep my result from him,but he kept pestering me for it.Wanted to give him a surprise but....anti-climax.
-Makes me owe him a gratitude.
- He doesn't like what I like.
- Those youngsters like wan he doesn't like lor.:P
10 reasons to LOVE YuanShun(younger brother)
- HE IS MY BROTHER.
- He's a pitiful soul.
- He's an attention seeker.
- He gave in to me most of the time.
- He never quarrel with me over THE STUDY TABLE.
Duh,he's not the study type one.He's A PAI KIAH.
- He introduced GunBound to me.
-Though the game caused me to flunk my PSLE,I had fun during that year!
- He teach me cool languages.
-Not very cool though.Those insulting words and way to trick people kind of thing.
- He has his own way of doing things.
- He said I was cute.( i would prefer adorable.)
- He sang in a rather cute way,which sometimes amused me.
10 reasons to HATE YuanShun(younger brother)
- He likes HISTORY
- He talks like he's my older brother.
- He's a worry to my parents and uncle and ME.
- We always fight over the computer and TV.
- He is very loyal to his friends.
-His friends stole something,and he got implicated.How loyal.This proves that there is a certain limit to loyalty.
- He doesn't place education as his priority.
- Fun is the only word in his dictionary.
- Buey guai lan buey tua han(his favourite phrase)
-What the hell.I so guai.Not even a tiny bit of guai lan.Why I still can tua han?It means,okay I don't really know how to explain.But it's something like,if you don't become bad,you won't grow.
- No joke no fun(his favourite phrase)
-Sometimes,his jokes really got on my nerves.But kinda like that phrase a little bit luh.
-If he had taken his studies seriously,I guessed he would have been promoted to express.He's damn bloody good in Math,in primary school luh.I always fail my math since pri4.Not anymore luh.What a pathetic failure was I.
You know who I hate most and who I hate least.
You know who I love most and who I love least.
